Diane Kruger as Helen of Sparta, in TROY(2004) – the crack that launched a thousand ships.
in Diane Kruger
Diane Kruger as Helen of Sparta, in TROY(2004) – the crack that launched a thousand ships.
Diane Kruger as Helen of Sparta, in TROY(2004) – the crack that launched a thousand ships.
Now that’s a national treasure
She has a nice ass
Sexy ass
10/10 for choice of words
the crack that launched a thousand dicks
She’s spectacular.
I was watching Prime the other day and they had The Iliad. The Greek version of Troy.
I was thinking it must of really sucked living under powerful kings. “Ok men, pack up we are going to war!”
“Why are we being invaded ?”
“No, so guy ran off with the King’s wife.”
“He kidnapped her ?”
“No, he was banging her anyway and now the king wants her back”
“So, we are going on a dangerous sea voyage for a couple weeks, spend time dodging arrows and sword fights for months because the King’s wife ran off with some other guy ?”
“Yeah, that’s about it and it may last for years.”
“Man this is some first class bull…”