Edit: Whoa, didn’t mean to upset anyone, I just remembered a thing from the internet. As long as it doesn’t hurt anyone I don’t give a f***. Just thought maybe other people remembered the rule thing and thought it would be funny. Guess not 🤷.
Final thought: she’s fine as hell. He’s a lucky man.
Original post:
Remembered that socially acceptable dating rule: ‘half-your-age-plus-seven’.
So I thought I’d just look at their wiki’s.
Chris: 42yo
Alba: 26yo
Chris’ theoretical minimum age of partner calculation: 42/2 -> 21+7 -> 28
Didnt she also post her nudes on her story by accident instead of DMing chris
She accidentally posted nude video on Instagram once. Amazing tits.
Earlier today Chris Evans announced that he married Alba Baptista in intimate, at-home wedding.
Lucky lucky man. Rocks as Warrior Nun.
The warrior nun….. she will beat ya ass.
Sorry, Chris – but THAT is America’s ass.
Damn she’s gorgeous.
What happened to her leaks
What is the name of the movie / show this clip is from?
Wow that’s news to me
That’s America’s tits!
Not the Alba we wanted, but the Alba we deserve.
No wonder Captain America wanted to colonize this Latin hotness.🍆💦
Who would win in a fight between Captain America and Warrior Nun?
Show name(s)?
I love reddit
She is stunning. Damn that murky water.
I like how the internet works
I’m just glad those guys were there for safety, helping her float in case she was tired.
Poor Evans 🥲
It’s giving me, “Blue Lagoon” vibes lol
If he didn’t get a good prenup, she owns his ass from now on.
They need to play this at their wedding 🤣
Edit: Whoa, didn’t mean to upset anyone, I just remembered a thing from the internet. As long as it doesn’t hurt anyone I don’t give a f***. Just thought maybe other people remembered the rule thing and thought it would be funny. Guess not 🤷.
Final thought: she’s fine as hell. He’s a lucky man.
Original post:
Remembered that socially acceptable dating rule: ‘half-your-age-plus-seven’.
So I thought I’d just look at their wiki’s.
Chris: 42yo
Alba: 26yo
Chris’ theoretical minimum age of partner calculation: 42/2 -> 21+7 -> 28
Hmm… 🤔
Mrs America’s Ass
Wow, scrubbed all pics from the internet, Chris must have friends at Google. Of course he marries a girl that looks 12 .
Evans married? Huh, I thought that man will never find soneone by how everyone was making fun of him
Dm me
She was so beautiful in Mrs Harris goes to Paris
Great tits