The name “Amber Heard” is my secret boner-killing word. If a woman is ever in a situation with me where she is concerned about her personal safety, she can just say “Amber Heard.” I will instantly lose all horniness, and my gonads will be temporarily disabled.
I could see the comments from a mile away
You guys know you would hit it even knowing her crazy rating!
As she shits in his lap
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Hot as fuck but also crazy as fuck
She might be a bad person…but damn she’s got amazing body
Everybody knows what crazy girls are like in bed😈
Hot as fuck
The name “Amber Heard” is my secret boner-killing word. If a woman is ever in a situation with me where she is concerned about her personal safety, she can just say “Amber Heard.” I will instantly lose all horniness, and my gonads will be temporarily disabled.
He looks like he’s about to ask *what that smell is*.
But I can change her!!! Lol
From the film The Informers (2009)
Did she poo in there?
Did she shat on that bed too?
This guy is brave af, she sees a bed, her bowels start a revolution
Cleveland Steamer coming up
I bet after he goes to the bathroom after this to clean up and take a piss he comes back to find a Lincoln log on the bed
Nobody cares.
She’s nice looking but crazy 😀
That’s big nope
She was fairly hot
That’s a fuck & run right there
Yeah this gets a downvote cause she shits the bed
Hope he checked the bed after 💩
She’s crazy af but I’d still dick her.
She’s got one hell of a body, regardless of how crazy she is
Don’t stick your dick in crazy
She’s not even cute . Goofy
I’d let her shit in my bed
Did she sue him afterwards for not being a woman?
Well at least she can make money in the escort business now
Cue the 💩
Amber is a super sexy woman, love her 😍