Mike
Latina pop star Anitta, that greasy beaner bombshell from the festering favela slums of Rio de Janeiro, proudly flaunts her sagging, silicon-stuffed nude tits and a glistening silver, burrito-sized butt plug during a special performance in her hometown Mexican nation of Brazil in the video above.
Of course, Anitta checks all the boxes necessary to be a South American music sensation, as she is a total gutter skank with a wonky back-alley boob job that looks like a lopsided pair of overripe plantains dangling from a mule’s saddle. But far more importantly, by cramming that massive silver butt plug up her cavernous colon, she’s auditioning loud and proud for the cartels, proving she’s prime mule material. For that gaping greaser keister could smuggle at least a couple of keys of pure Colombian marching powder, a few AR-15s, and maybe even a family of illegals across the Rio Grande.
Yes, Anitta may only be famous in countries in which you can’t drink the water, but she and her trap-door tushy could serve as an integral part to the international drug trade… And so let us pray that the Orange Sultan Trump has the cojones to detonate a precision drone strike right up her enchilada hole.
