Madonna is cheap af. I was on the set of the Vogue music video and got talking to Fincher, it turns out we both wanted to bone Madonna so we asked her. All we had to do was buy her a Big Mac, she wanted to eat it before we got down and dirty but I told her it might make her flatulent and the last thing I want during sexual intercourse is a massive whiff Madonna’s insides (she is not beautiful enough for me to want to smell all of her, unlike Zendaya).
Anyway, I had a threesome with David Fincher and Madonna.
Well now I know Madonna swallows….. neat.
You call THAT a blowjob? *puts whole fist in mouth*
Madonna is cheap af. I was on the set of the Vogue music video and got talking to Fincher, it turns out we both wanted to bone Madonna so we asked her. All we had to do was buy her a Big Mac, she wanted to eat it before we got down and dirty but I told her it might make her flatulent and the last thing I want during sexual intercourse is a massive whiff Madonna’s insides (she is not beautiful enough for me to want to smell all of her, unlike Zendaya).
Anyway, I had a threesome with David Fincher and Madonna.