Look, we all know how we all feel about CH. we love her. Her plots are [chef’s kiss]. But let’s be honest here, fellas and some ladies: this is the worst fucking acting about anyone being fucked ever.
My girlfriend — who fakes everything, including paying her fair share of rent — fakes better than this. This is Disney Princess in a Pixar film getting fucked. You could see this scene in Hallmark Movie. And yes, I mean *at Christmas.*
No one’s You Know was anywhere near anyone’s You Know What in this scene. She looks like someone’s kid riding a mechanical pony outside the Dollar General. It’s — I want to be clear here — the least realistic and least sexy sex scene. It’s a sex scene from a French sex comedy in 1964.
If I ever get the chance to nail that, I would probably just kill myself afterwards so I would die happy
It gets less and less likely, but I wish she would just show us the GIRLS!
There’s a gargantuan amount of plot to watch here.
Just wanna see her ride without any threads for once
Look, we all know how we all feel about CH. we love her. Her plots are [chef’s kiss]. But let’s be honest here, fellas and some ladies: this is the worst fucking acting about anyone being fucked ever.
My girlfriend — who fakes everything, including paying her fair share of rent — fakes better than this. This is Disney Princess in a Pixar film getting fucked. You could see this scene in Hallmark Movie. And yes, I mean *at Christmas.*
No one’s You Know was anywhere near anyone’s You Know What in this scene. She looks like someone’s kid riding a mechanical pony outside the Dollar General. It’s — I want to be clear here — the least realistic and least sexy sex scene. It’s a sex scene from a French sex comedy in 1964.
Comedy can be sexy.
Sex can be sexy.
The French can be sexy.
But no French sex comedy is sexy.
You get me. This plot is hot, flaccid, lame.
This is the way.
What is this the 1800s?why is she having sex fully clothed