I want to be Kat Dennings & Zooey Deschanel’s individual assistant. One particular day they get indignant I failed to thoroughly clean their shoe selection correctly. “We must fire you. You should be down on the floor kissing our ft, thanking us that you still have a career! These shoes are not going to clean on their own! Lick!”
I want to be Kat Dennings & Zooey Deschanel’s personal assistant. One day they get angry I didn’t clean their shoe collection properly. “We should fire you. You should be down on the ground kissing our feet, thanking us that you still have a job! These shoes aren’t going to clean themselves! Lick!”
